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book of god

The Book of God

The Book of God

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Ever heard the saying ‘Man is made in God’s image’? Well, what if God’s a bit mental?

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God is alive and well and lives just outside the small town of Brawl.

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Brawl’s people are a simple folk; they struggle by, they procreate, they drink, they grumble.

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And all the while, in a treehouse outside town, God sits and stews, indignant at his perverted and ignominious creation.

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His scribe, a browbeaten and cowering acolyte, struggles to bring order to The Book of Souls, a record of every being that has ever passed on earth, the book’s disorder having only contributed to the Lord’s suffering.

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Forced to look for outside help in the care of the Almighty, the Scribe hires a maid. The maid, a buxom and homely housewife, stirs something in the Lord. And what’s more, the maid has a young and lovely daughter…

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The Book of God is a work of prose, poetry and black humour that casts an irreverent eye on the holy trinity of sex, death and madness.

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Link below to the Payhip store (payment via Paypal or Stripe):

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Please note that by buying through Payhip you are buying straight from the author. All proceedings go direct to them and not to the corporations. It’s also cheaper! However, if you are a patron of the larger bookstores, you will find us there too:

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Read an excerpt of The Book of God and other works here.

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