ultanbanan
Menu
  • Novels
    • MEAT
    • Notes from a Cannibalist
    • A Whore’s Song
    • The Book of God
  • Horror
    • Little Swine – A Southern Gothic
    • The Cottage – An American Gothic
    • Sistema – A Cyberpunk/Dystopian Horror Series
  • Ultan Banan Taster
  • Newsletter
  • Shop
Menu
apocalyptic party

MEAT

“This is a filthy book. Repugnant. Base, disgusting. Ecstasy, undulating. Hilarious, decadent. And really, some truly laugh-out-loud moments; I’ve never read anything quite like this… I feel like this should be required reading (in a contraption to hold your eyeballs open in A Clockwork Orange kinda way).”

*

THIS PARTY IS ABOUT TO GET APOCALYPTIC…

*

Chef. A grill cook with a penchant for ecstasy and unhealthy scientific enquiry.

*

Hugo. Beefy meat governor. High priest of debauchery. Progenitor of a degenerate renaissance.

*

Ducasse. Sex fiend and transcendental whoremonger.

*

Danglin’ Jimmy. Likes to swing it around. It’s his party piece.

*

Black Foxy. Big frightening shemale of uncertain origin.

*

Culhannan. The Sex Dentist.

*

Lenny. Canadian fuckwit.

*

Lorelei. Greek demon child and stroppy nymphet.

*

With an intercontinental trade in hallucinogenic meat and a shit-tonne of ecstasy, follow Chef and friends into the most apocalyptic party the world has ever seen…

*

How much ecstasy do you need to kickstart the apocalypse?

*

Link below to the Payhip store (payment via Paypal or Stripe):

Payhip Store

Please note that by buying through Payhip you are buying straight from the author. All proceedings go direct to them and not to the corporations. It’s also cheaper! However, if you’re a patron of the larger bookstores, you will find us there too. Linked below:

*

“An uncomfortable, and often unpleasant, deep dive into a culinary underbelly. Don’t let this put you off, if you have the stomach for it, this is a fast moving wild ride that goes places you dont expect.”

*

Read an excerpt of Meat and other works here.

  • European Spinelessness & Subservience Reaches New Depths
    by Ultan Banan
  • A Meditation on Death
    by Ultan Banan
  • On Writing
    by Ultan Banan
  • Torches and pitchforks: Are 'antivaxxers' still the bogeymen par excellence?
    by Ultan Banan
  • The Grand Chessboard: A cold and unemotional look at the US proxy war in Ukraine
    by Ultan Banan
© 2023 ultanbanan | Powered by Minimalist Blog WordPress Theme